Saturday, August 25, 2007

System Upgrade - from boyfriend to husband

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply...
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Welcome to This Other Eden

Heya, I am Nux V and you are reading my technology discovery blog where I will share some interesting stuff… all the things that i might not know and you don’t need to know too, but would be fun if you know it.
This blog will cover wide interests particularly on science and technology, internet and gadgets etc. I am here to share on things that I’ve learned from my personal experiences and reading materials. Hope that you will find something useful and interesting, enjoy your reading.